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Who whoever
Where now there's A SETTING moreso.
When day 3, evening and then into night.

[ a loud annoying sound echoes all around.

Hopefully you were sitting down because the ground under your feet shift with that noise. There's also a lot of popping noises, like. . . popcorn. And all around trees pop up. They're all exactly the same tree, as if someone copy-pasted them.

The layout of your area now looks like this. It also abruptly gets dark. Like someone flipped the switch.

Also there's. . . a weird . . . growling noise??? Coming from the edges of the tree cover.

LUCKILY YOUR FAVORITE CUSTOM SERVICE BOT IS HERE. ]

Ahem. . . as a notification for you, Rosa Torres Patel has relocated to another city, and Jan Douglas Kim has also moved. Currently the post service is down but we hope to remedy the issue in the future.

In other news, Mother has done some research and has provided you with trees as well as a natural predator. Research has shown that through conflict, humans have evolved and overcome. That in fact, according to many historians, is what makes humanity compelling and the dominant species. Hooray!

To simulate the ideal circumstances but also maintain incentive and freedom of movement, all predators will only be active during the night hours. Please remember that defending and protecting your family is also a great family bonding activity!

[ anyway if you want to make a bad decision and investigate the woods tag over here. If you are too lazy for exploration but love a Bad Decision take a peek over here. And use this as a night mingle or whatever if you like. Hoorah. ]
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Who YOU
Where in front of the Patel tent
When Day 3 afternoon

[ WENDY'S glows bright and then goes dim and with a NnnnzzzKKKPOP sound a feast fit for six people with a bit of everything they could want (player's choice) and a 24 pack of coke appears in front of the Patel tent. While. . . it's not on a table it is at least on a tarp so it isn't on the ground. ]

ALSO I have been informed, regrettably, regrettably, that after dinner there will BE something IMPORTANT. After all, HOW CAN YOU HAVE A PICNIC AT NIGHT?

[ anyway then it's gone cool story. ]
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Who WENDYS AND YOU
Where somehow equidistant from your tents, i dont make the rules
When Day 3, bright and early

[ WENDYS is here, the logo is still on one side of the cube but there's also a weird smile that looks a bit like the one smile.box had on its head on one other side but just ignore that. ]

WELCOME TO WENDY'S. How can I — it's TIME TO EARN SOME COKE and NON-COKE. Payment at the FIRST WINDOW.

WE have done FAMILY INTRODUCTIONS. Thank you, have a nice day. EAT the facts about someone else, show us the WHOLE meal. That's what a MOUTH is for. How many mouth activities can one do?

TO THE VICTOR goes the spoils. [ one of the cube sides shows a 24 pack of coke and also like, a banquet feast full of different kinds of foods ]

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Who you
Where the same place as always ;)
When Day 2, all day

[ this morning (if you slept) you will be woken up by what sounds like the earth shifting around. If you were NOT sleeping and near your tents you'll see what looks like freestanding ATMs pop up out of the ground. One per family. Each one has the family name on it. ]

Excuse me, hello, sorry for the intrusion.

[ There's also yet another robot that is like. . . 6" high, standing on top of the Patel's ATM. ]

That Customer Service agent got things a little out of order, I regret to inform you that Jesus Christ Penny won't be visiting you today, she has maintenance. In lieu of that, I'm here to help answer some questions and get you set up with your FURS accounts.

[ The ATM machines show a FURS tally as well as a 'menu' of items that can be purchased. This menu has 'examples', please use your own discretion. FURS aren't meant to be micromanagey but rather IC incentive. If we need a more firm system in the future, we can make one. ]

As you can see we've made it easier than ever to exchange your FURS for items! Simply input it into the machine and within 48 hours you will receive your product. Please account for delay and in some exceptions shipping may take up to 7 weeks.

Outside of the events and games that myself and my peers will be holding, you can also earn FURS through your daily activities! You can also find a menu of special rewards my peers will offer for tasks.

You may be wondering, how do we keep track of such a thing? Please take one of these. [ Each ATM machine opens and a fitbit knockoff one per family member appears. ]

These will keep track of what you're doing and when you're doing it and automatically add your FURS to the family total! You should talk to your family members before spending though. . . as it's all one happy family bank!

[ Anyway you can speak to the robot here. but otherwise . . . well. ]
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Who YOU
Where just around, there's really nothing around anyway. . .
When Day 1, evening into night (post 'turn in' for the first game)

[ CustomerServiceAgent#4560 plays a triumphant generic fanfare as the day starts to draw to a close.

Out of the ground rises . . . well. A silver sphere. But don't worry. . . it's a drinking fountain. ]

Thank you for participating! Valuable data about the meaning of family has been gathered. Additionally, congratulations to the Smiths for being the most effective family!

[ Near the Smith's tent a water cooler and one pillow per family member (no pillow cases) appears. ]

As a reminder, you have food that can be consumed.

Tomorrow morning, every family member will receive access to their familial bank account where FURS will be stored. I hope you have a good night.

Oh! And you are all welcome to keep your chosen clothing, I have been notified that Jesus Christ Penny will be along at some point and time to help give you access to more clothing in the future.

[ and then. . . the bot disappears. . . . . along with the wardrobes and so forth and so on. So, that's fun, ]
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Who w h o e v e r
Where In the center of the 'world'
When Day 1, a few hours after your grand awakening

[ equidistant from every tent/firepit area YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND CustomerServiceAgent#4560 is ringing a very loud bell. Like. Very Loud.

Very very loud.

The bot will NOT STOP RINGING until everyone has shown up so be prepared for a lot of ringing.

Anyway, once everyone is here the bot will 'clear its throat' with a very nice midi file level quality. ]

Welcome families! It's time for our first FURS competition! While FURS will generally be awarded for every day behaviour, occasionally special events like this will be held to give you a boon. Since it has. . . come to our attention that water is a needed resource, today's FURS rewards are as follows:

If collectively you can show familial traits, a water fountain will be installed here.

The family that performs the best will receive [ robot looks off into the distance as if processing some news ] a water cooler. An office water cooler? A water dispensing machine? As well as pillows.

Any excess FURS a family earns can be exchanged for items of their choice, of course.

[ the robot's 'eye' turns green ]

Now, the challenge. We have provided a temporary wardrobe for you. Please dress yourselves as your familial roles with familial cohesiveness and then present a self introduction. Your name, role, your hobbies, a theoretical occupation. You will be judged on how well your presentation matches my memory banks for what "family" is.

You have the rest of the day to work together. We look forward to your success.

[ what is says on the tin! There is a ~magical wardrobe set~ one for each family that, uh, appears out of nowhere. And you can find an interface inside with any kind of clothing you want! Keep in mind what the robot said. . . ]
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The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the temperature is . . . comfortable. YOU, however, are most likely not comfortable. Instead you find yourself waking up in a sleeping bag, in a tent, most likely with others. The ground is hard, your sleeping bag kind of sucks, and after a while of being awake you realize that the birds aren't chirping. . . it's a recording, tinny and low quality. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.

Upon leaving your tent you will find a fire pit, cases of canned food (the kind of peel top cat food has, no can opener needed!), a big banner with WELCOME HOME written on it, and a . . . robot?

Well, this is fine. There is NOTHING ELSE here. If you were to walk as far as you can in one direction it's like walking on an old school video game map and you loop back to the other side. There's just the tents, the fire pit, the robot, you.

Your tents will have a shitty piece of paper safety pinned to them with your family names and if you look at your clothes, you'll also see a name tag pinned to your front . . . with your family role! W E L C O M E.
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