Mother is God in the Eyes of the Child ([personal profile] god_bot) wrote in [community profile] dialupnoise_rp2020-07-26 03:12 pm

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Who whoever
Where now there's A SETTING moreso.
When day 3, evening and then into night.

[ a loud annoying sound echoes all around.

Hopefully you were sitting down because the ground under your feet shift with that noise. There's also a lot of popping noises, like. . . popcorn. And all around trees pop up. They're all exactly the same tree, as if someone copy-pasted them.

The layout of your area now looks like this. It also abruptly gets dark. Like someone flipped the switch.

Also there's. . . a weird . . . growling noise??? Coming from the edges of the tree cover.

LUCKILY YOUR FAVORITE CUSTOM SERVICE BOT IS HERE. ]

Ahem. . . as a notification for you, Rosa Torres Patel has relocated to another city, and Jan Douglas Kim has also moved. Currently the post service is down but we hope to remedy the issue in the future.

In other news, Mother has done some research and has provided you with trees as well as a natural predator. Research has shown that through conflict, humans have evolved and overcome. That in fact, according to many historians, is what makes humanity compelling and the dominant species. Hooray!

To simulate the ideal circumstances but also maintain incentive and freedom of movement, all predators will only be active during the night hours. Please remember that defending and protecting your family is also a great family bonding activity!

[ anyway if you want to make a bad decision and investigate the woods tag over here. If you are too lazy for exploration but love a Bad Decision take a peek over here. And use this as a night mingle or whatever if you like. Hoorah. ]
afailedmurder: (26)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-07-28 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[The prospect of bad decisions is cheering Akechi up.]

Is everyone ready?

[Note: He does not care if everyone is ready.]
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[personal profile] pitcoin 2020-07-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Affirmative.
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[personal profile] pleasefivestars 2020-07-28 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ before you lies a spooky low-res forest. Can anyone truly be ready for this? ]
Edited 2020-07-28 22:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-07-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[magical boy-ing into his battle gear as he strides into the forest. The most ready!!]
pitcoin: (f - grimace)

[personal profile] pitcoin 2020-07-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK ]
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2020-07-29 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT transformed, but tagging along at the back keeping an eye out for ambushes]

Hey goatee nerd, you got any fancy magical boy tricks up your sleeve?
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-07-29 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[without looking back]

I'm sure he doesn't, but I am no mere "magical boy." This outfit specifically represents the threat that I pose.
Edited 2020-07-29 15:02 (UTC)
pitcoin: (h - gendo)

[personal profile] pitcoin 2020-07-29 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He is correct, I am utterly mundane.
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2020-07-29 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucky]

Then next time we should get you dressed up. Since you two are 'family' maybe we can get the robots to give you matching scaaary sentai villain helmets.
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[personal profile] pleasefivestars 2020-07-29 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ somewhere in the distance you hear this noise ]
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-07-29 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This way.

[Immediately moving toward the noise]
pitcoin: (f - startle)

[personal profile] pitcoin 2020-07-30 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ vapes quietly behind him ]
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2020-07-30 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh vape. Ugh, moving towards the creepy noises. Bringing up the rear! Still glancing around behind and to the sides, he doesn't want anything sneaking up on them.]
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[personal profile] pleasefivestars 2020-07-30 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oooooh now there are TWO growl noises ]
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-07-31 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[moving toward whichever is closer, ready to strike]

Sounds like we're getting a two-for-one. Lucky us!
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[personal profile] pleasefivestars 2020-07-31 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HERE THEY ARE, TWO BERR. they both make their weird dialup growl. ]
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2020-07-31 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh no MY TURN TO TRANSFORM, turns into this pastel goth nightmare with feathers and bone claws and teeth and eyes everywhere, getting into a defensive stance in front of Walt]

Get down goatee nerd.
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[personal profile] pitcoin 2020-07-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ adjusts his glasses, stepping back ]

Superb.
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-08-01 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[shooting an interested glance at Mitsuba, but you know what's more interesting, it's murdering bears]

Hereward, manifest!

[Time to hit one with a blast of dark magic. Let's see if bears like heavy Curse damage!]
Edited 2020-08-01 00:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pleasefivestars 2020-08-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ heavy Curse does... middling damage to bear! It howls and charges at Mitsuba ready to ATTACK ]
Edited 2020-08-01 03:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2020-08-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nope!

[DON'T WANT GO AWAY BEAR. The claws at the end of his scarf grow real big and surge forward to grab the bear, bony talons digging into it's flesh as Mitsuba tries to pick it up and hurl it into a tree.]
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2020-08-03 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[not waiting to see how Mitsuba fares before turning his attention to the other bear, hitting it with a big ol' magical sword from the sky. Colossal Almighty damage, for whatever that's worth!]

Taste my wrath!

[and yes, in fact, he does need to spout a line like that every time he attacks something]