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[god_bot]

Who whoever
Where now there's A SETTING moreso.
When day 3, evening and then into night.

[ a loud annoying sound echoes all around.

Hopefully you were sitting down because the ground under your feet shift with that noise. There's also a lot of popping noises, like. . . popcorn. And all around trees pop up. They're all exactly the same tree, as if someone copy-pasted them.

The layout of your area now looks like this. It also abruptly gets dark. Like someone flipped the switch.

Also there's. . . a weird . . . growling noise??? Coming from the edges of the tree cover.

LUCKILY YOUR FAVORITE CUSTOM SERVICE BOT IS HERE. ]

Ahem. . . as a notification for you, Rosa Torres Patel has relocated to another city, and Jan Douglas Kim has also moved. Currently the post service is down but we hope to remedy the issue in the future.

In other news, Mother has done some research and has provided you with trees as well as a natural predator. Research has shown that through conflict, humans have evolved and overcome. That in fact, according to many historians, is what makes humanity compelling and the dominant species. Hooray!

To simulate the ideal circumstances but also maintain incentive and freedom of movement, all predators will only be active during the night hours. Please remember that defending and protecting your family is also a great family bonding activity!

[ anyway if you want to make a bad decision and investigate the woods tag over here. If you are too lazy for exploration but love a Bad Decision take a peek over here. And use this as a night mingle or whatever if you like. Hoorah. ]

Comments

Bad Decision Forest Adventure!?

[god_bot]

[afailedmurder]

[The prospect of bad decisions is cheering Akechi up.]

Is everyone ready?

[Note: He does not care if everyone is ready.]

[pitcoin]

Affirmative.

[pictureimperfect]

[OH I NEED TO YELL AT A ROBOT]

Wh - hey! What do you mean they've been moved? What predators? Hey!

[god_bot]

They've moved to a different city. A predator is an animal that naturally preys on others.

[ luckily customer service bot is here to answer ]

[pictureimperfect]

[SHAKES CUSTOMER SERVICE BOT!!!]

Did you send predators after them too?! Why did you move them, what part of that is family?

[vorethis]

.....predators.

[OH BOY]

[pitcoin]

Egads.

[vorethis]

[just. sigh]

[afailedmurder]

They truly are terrible at this...

But perhaps I'll be able to alleviate some of my boredom.

[vorethis]

So between naked wolves on four feet, humans with devious sexual habits, and sentient wolves on two feet, which do you suppose they mean?

[deicider]

[Grinning]

I wonder what sort of 'predators' this world has. Somehow, I suspect it's just a robot.

[acts_her_age]

[everyone feel free to spot that there is a tiny girl with her arms wrapped around her rolled-up sleeping bag determinedly making her way across camp]

[and then, for the Kims: said tiny girl is barging her way into your tent, absolutely straight-faced but otherwise doing an actually very passable impression of a tipsy voice]

Hiiii, I'm sleeping here tonight, 'kay?

[pictureimperfect]

Oh - uh, okay, sure. We have room now, I guess.

[crazylikeafox]

Are you a new member?

[afailedmurder]

I'm heading out to wipe out the predators. Are any of you worth anything in a fight?

[pitcoin]

Are you?

[pictureimperfect]

Wiping out might be hard, if they can just add more.

[asister]

Even without my weapon, certainly. I don't mean to be rude, but if we're going to make a hunting party it would be good to have a measure of your skills as well.

[lovefailure]

[ here comes another predator out of the woods!




JK, it's just another furry, waving a name tag back and forth with an exaggerated motion ]

Hey, hey, who's the professional comedian here?

[pitcoin]

[ FURSONAS ARE GETTING SO CREATIVE THESE DAYS ]

I believe that would be our hosts.

[vorethis]

[what

what the fuck??

what]

--You?!

[afailedmurder]

[whoa, drama in the zoo]

[time to stand here and openly watch]

[pictureimperfect]

[Oh it's another furry]

The robot overlords are, welcome to the big joke.

[acts_her_age]

[wow what the fuck am I looking at]